Sunday, April 8, 2007

good girls!

hello this is lynnie, who has emerged damn pissed after doing 7 hours of hcl. like, holy teletubbies; 7 whole hours of higher chinese!
but i am cheered up! cos meltan is such a sweetie, and the fantastic four is so sweet, and i got two new books (dont say anything lah! i know i'm very loser). anyway tomorrow is class cheer! we must damn win.

cos we're so cool. we're so united man, although everyone is so different. Like, gilda is busy playing the perfect bimbotic social butterfly (no offense gilda, i love you! haha but it's TRUE. "money makes the world go round"), i quote her: "First at 11.30 it is like wif the Barker boys then after that at 1.30 gonna meet the SJI boys then at 2.30 I and gonna meet Michelle Y they all!! So busy and cool rite!! Like three group of people in 4 hours!!" she went to the acs party that i got invited to, harhar. And maybe andrea is busy mugging and doing all the guai things that make me so miserably guilty, and melgoh is out dancing (sounds sexy right), etcetera. OK WE MUST WIN.

Anway, since I have nothing to do, let's talk about... SEX!

Seriously. Once I put that under the subject of an email (which, by the way, was about schoolwork, not sex), under the impression that the recipient would open it faster. It actually works eh. She told me her mom saw it and said, "aiyoh this lynnie ah".

haha okay I shall talk about sexuality and sexual preference, since it's so interesting, and julian keeps calling me les. I tell you he's damn alot more gay (he listens to YMCA), my darlingest sista. Ok he called us the bi siblings. It's all his fault, for being so kaypoh and searching my old links (in my previous previous blog), thus finding my 2nd blog. MY SEC ONE BLOG. Which, by the way, is now completely blank because I deleted everything in a moment of embarrassment. Amateurish writing, humiliating secrets, etc. You know the likes (but i digress).

So he found this old post, all about a crush on d------ somethingsomething. Some girl from another school. I'm seriously very embarrassed about the whole incident now. So he came to the conclusion i was lesbian, hahahahhahhahahahahahha, okay so it's all my fault :/

but I blame it on raging hormones/ adolescence/ a fiery passion that emerged and consumed me at the very unlikely moment/stupid cupid (?). Bad excuses, but nevertheless. I don't think i could possibly have... aiyoh she looks quite gross to me now.

Anyway i don't condemn gayness. I think it's quite cool, seeing my best sista is so damn gay (: Once i did an experiment. I put my display name on msn as "YAYNESS FOR GAYNESS!" with a display picture of a wedding cake with two male figurines balanced and dignified on the icing. I was so cool lah. The result of which was:
a) "you damn gay is it."
b) "are you les?!"
c) "eeyur"

okay so my homosexual propaganda didn't work. let's blame it on conventional, small-minded society and leave it at that.

Meanwhile I shall read my two new books and travel into nothingness. I tell you, nothingness is the new trend (: it's like just so RAD.

i'm one of the good girls, whee!

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