The Foursome

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2007-04-16T03:34:00.000-07:00

I HEART LAMS
i got my super! new shoes because my reeboks fell apart today (i swear they must be fake reeboks; they were delightfully cheap and ratty). Fell asleep on the bus because i was busy reading all night. I'm supposed to be doing the curley's wife thing but I'm procrastinating (i'm still sad about lit test, i forgot human qualities meant... oh, nevermind). So here i am, reviving the blog.

Haha today during art mrs chia told us to go sketch the eco pond, and i was the only gullible idiot to draw the stupid fish (which, by the way, looked like crosses between O<>

love lynette (:
poetry thing is coming along ok.

PS the chinese quiz was so idiotic. I MADE UP THE ENGLISH QUESTION FOR NON-CHINESE STUDENTS BTW! the dragon one, hoho. I so deserve some credit lah.

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2007-04-15T01:05:00.001-07:00

i hate myself for getting 17/30 for heymath.
you all know who this is!

simon and garfunkel!

2007-04-11T02:33:00.000-07:00

I am so in love with them, and now mel too! http://youtube.com/watch?v=5n4TULPMEsU&mode=related&search= this is america. brilliant beyond brilliant.
I love sound of silence too. They are groovy.

she said this about kings of convenience's cayman islands:
i want to fall into the hands of my beLoved one
and let time waste away while listening to this song

haha so cheem and romantic.

Well today was great! Haha it started off okay, when i stoned on the courtyard and stared at the sky. Oh then mel was so quiet i got emo. During science I daoed her (sorry mel), and when she fell asleep during hcl, I got emo. I wrote alot (but it was bad, bad, and it made me even more emo) on my book, and sank onto my desk, dozed off.

I was awaken by a familiar hush (sort of like in mrs khong's class, when we got into trouble), and people calling, lynette lynette! SO i leaped off my seat and saw jesslyn and misspang outside. haha then lao shi asked me what happened. I told her, wo you tou tong (i have a headache. ok so my hanyupingyin sucks) and rushed out.

haha so it turns out i'm in cap and so is jesslyn and charlotte (plus some others form our school, 5 got in), and JULIAN and MAXFU (haha) too! YAY YAY YAY YAY :D:D:D:D
okay so i jumped alot. so much that the lao shi asked me if my tou tong was gone, since i was smiling and jumping so much. i said, uh i took a pill.

nvm she still loves me. she said, wo ai ni!

oh and some acbr guy stepped on my phone. so it wasn't working for 5 minutes. and throughout that time mel and mars and ven had to shut me up. I was busy swearing at all the passing acs boys. When it worked i decided they were still okay :D

haha and meltan wasn't emo when i came back in, so we talked about kisses and stuff. She gave herself a lovebite, zomg. we went to toysrus later to celebrate, and we did gay things with the puppets. And i laughed so much as this elmo. it's called tickle-me-elmo. you can get me that. only 39.99. okay then we bought pens with feathers that light up to use during teo's class.

by the way if you're free buy me a nice teddybear. I like them.

2CO

2007-04-09T04:56:00.000-07:00

There was no time for thought
Do you even wonder, how you managed to get through the whole cheer with perspiring cold palms? I thought I would not be able to do it. I thought I would forget the cheer halfway; I thought, I thought.
When I tried to run through the cheer in my head it was a blank. A void of nothingness only an arousing panic creeping through.
Did you have that feeling?

And yet when I stood there, in my full glory, big smiles and all, in that gay-lovely-purple-wrong-font shirt, I wondered if my panty line could be seen by the person behind me.
At such a moment, I could still think of such things.

Oh god, my senior is behind me.

That was the last coherent thought I had before Mrs Bowness said One.
After that it was autopilot. The meetings and practices we had; suddenly became etched into my mind - or rather my mind was not working at all. It was just my limbs and my mouth and my throat, raw with shouting. My lungs expanding and contracting, contracting and expanding, and for a second I pause to take a deep breath and I wonder if I had made that one second apparent. Perhaps at that one second the class got softer?

Yes, illogical thoughts were starting to form.
It felt as if I were climbing Mount Everest, plagued by snow blindness; frostbite; hypothermia. The biting cold numbs; and I start hallucinating.

When it is over we forget to look at the judges, the first reaction and instinct to run away, get out of here, don't embarrass me. When our pounding hearts settle; we ask each other for their expressions and we don't know. We laugh.

Thank you everyone for doing their best, we all felt the love.

Love, Wen Fei

lynnaye

2007-04-09T03:16:00.000-07:00

EEEEEEEE
sorry I was so pissy today!
aiyoh you know i'm always so wfniwtio4nwefonwfe about lit.
ok let's do the poem damn good!
haha and thanks for everything
I wasn't that emo. maybe it's just that i can look damn emo if i want to.
you know i
LOVE you!

good girls!

2007-04-08T01:56:00.000-07:00

hello this is lynnie, who has emerged damn pissed after doing 7 hours of hcl. like, holy teletubbies; 7 whole hours of higher chinese!
but i am cheered up! cos meltan is such a sweetie, and the fantastic four is so sweet, and i got two new books (dont say anything lah! i know i'm very loser). anyway tomorrow is class cheer! we must damn win.

cos we're so cool. we're so united man, although everyone is so different. Like, gilda is busy playing the perfect bimbotic social butterfly (no offense gilda, i love you! haha but it's TRUE. "money makes the world go round"), i quote her: "First at 11.30 it is like wif the Barker boys then after that at 1.30 gonna meet the SJI boys then at 2.30 I and gonna meet Michelle Y they all!! So busy and cool rite!! Like three group of people in 4 hours!!" she went to the acs party that i got invited to, harhar. And maybe andrea is busy mugging and doing all the guai things that make me so miserably guilty, and melgoh is out dancing (sounds sexy right), etcetera. OK WE MUST WIN.

Anway, since I have nothing to do, let's talk about... SEX!

Seriously. Once I put that under the subject of an email (which, by the way, was about schoolwork, not sex), under the impression that the recipient would open it faster. It actually works eh. She told me her mom saw it and said, "aiyoh this lynnie ah".

haha okay I shall talk about sexuality and sexual preference, since it's so interesting, and julian keeps calling me les. I tell you he's damn alot more gay (he listens to YMCA), my darlingest sista. Ok he called us the bi siblings. It's all his fault, for being so kaypoh and searching my old links (in my previous previous blog), thus finding my 2nd blog. MY SEC ONE BLOG. Which, by the way, is now completely blank because I deleted everything in a moment of embarrassment. Amateurish writing, humiliating secrets, etc. You know the likes (but i digress).

So he found this old post, all about a crush on d------ somethingsomething. Some girl from another school. I'm seriously very embarrassed about the whole incident now. So he came to the conclusion i was lesbian, hahahahhahhahahahahahha, okay so it's all my fault :/

but I blame it on raging hormones/ adolescence/ a fiery passion that emerged and consumed me at the very unlikely moment/stupid cupid (?). Bad excuses, but nevertheless. I don't think i could possibly have... aiyoh she looks quite gross to me now.

Anyway i don't condemn gayness. I think it's quite cool, seeing my best sista is so damn gay (: Once i did an experiment. I put my display name on msn as "YAYNESS FOR GAYNESS!" with a display picture of a wedding cake with two male figurines balanced and dignified on the icing. I was so cool lah. The result of which was:
a) "you damn gay is it."
b) "are you les?!"
c) "eeyur"

okay so my homosexual propaganda didn't work. let's blame it on conventional, small-minded society and leave it at that.

Meanwhile I shall read my two new books and travel into nothingness. I tell you, nothingness is the new trend (: it's like just so RAD.

i'm one of the good girls, whee!

2007-04-07T08:05:00.000-07:00

Aww, thanks Lynnie for taking the initiative to do our Poetry slam!
We love you so much girl!

We have to start on NYAA pretty soon!
Wanna do something together?
Like on wed/ thrus?
Where everyone is free la.
Haha.
I know Kahyeen, Caryl and Smily are training pri girls in badminton.
Melgoh and other dancers coaching young girls in dancing.
Erm, obviously la. Haha.
Hmmm, should we coach others in being retarded?
Hahah!

Thursday was absolutely fun!
We have to do it again some other time okay!
Haha. The misleading shirt at num was so cute.
Seriously, I can’t believe Melgoh got it faster than me.
I only understood it fully on the train!
(it was explained by feifei, as usual.)

Emotional point starting,
Beware.
…

Friday has been such a meaningful day.
I watched a brilliant movie, the Freedom Writers.
It was so touching and the theme was yet again,
Racial discrimination.
Yikes, but it was one of the greatest movie I’ve ever watched.
It was truly significant.
It was like a wake-up call for me.
I felt that we are beyond doubt
some of the luckiest people living on earth.

The story line of Freedom Writers is roughly like this:
It’s a true story about a group of teenagers,
classmates at a high school in Long beach, California.
Though classmates, they resent each other.
They are clearly divided into 3groups,
The Latino Americans,
The African Americans
and the Asians.
But there is loner in the class,
The sole white guy.

These ordinary looking students are actually
fighting their own wars in their everyday lives.
They risk getting gunned down once they step out of their house.
They see people dying in the streets ever so often,
it’s not even frightening anymore.

A new teacher in their school,
Ms Erin Gruwell,
is posted as their freshman year teacher.
But because she is a white,
They loathe her.

Gradually, their perspectives of life changes
with the help of Ms Gruwell.
They no longer think only for their own kind.

Haha, this is just a rough one.
There are so many touching and humorous parts.
I’m really spoiling the movie!
But you should really catch the movie.

After watching the movie,
I felt like I’ve been given a smack in the face,
A good one.

What really stuck me was that,
Though I’m like a hundred times luckier than them,
I’m still complaining about things.
Gosh, I should be so glad that I have homework to do!
[There’s this part where the students start smelling their books because they can’t believe the fact that they got brand new books, which in fact is forked out from the Ms Gruwell’s own pockets.
(She actually worked part-time as a bra-seller& a hotel concierge while teaching to raise the money!)
Because there are the “rotten apples”, the school only gives them torn and tattered books. So it was a great privilege for them.
Shucks, spoilers end here!]

We are taking it for granted for the fact that
we are living in such a harmonious society.
We don’t know others out there are getting much more problems compared to us.
Ahh, we are all so ignorant of all the problems.
It’s not just discrimination.
It’s every other single thing.

I’m gonna treasure all my friends.
Squabbles are stupid.
Stupid, stupid.

Sincerely from my heart, I love all of you.
I’m grateful for 2 Courage,
Grateful for Kahyeen, Caryl.
Grateful for SCGS,
Grateful for my primary school friends,
Grateful for my family,
And grateful for the fabulous foursome

If only everyone in the world had a little more
compassion, patience & love,
even if the world died of global warming,
it will be a happy Earth.
If only.

I’m gonna work/help in some way for the UN in future.
Serious.

Haha, pretty emotional huh.
Gahh, I actually blogged such a long post.
But I still love all of you,
Lovelovelove.
Mel’t.

If only I had asked for something cheaper last Christmas. If only I had treasured every single thing more. If only I realized it earlier. If only there wasn’t such thing as if onlys.

P.S: GAHH.
THIS IS ONLY ONE OF THE FEW DAYS IM BEING EMO.
COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY TO SEE THIS, HAHA.
CAUSE EMO-NESS IS NOT MY GAME!

IM STILL PERFECTLY NORMAL MANS.

P.P.S:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS HAS BEEN THE UMPTEEN TIMES I’M TRYING TO POST.
DAMMIT.
FEI, HELP ME.
I LOVE YOU~
FOR POSTING THE PIC TOOOOOOOOO
HAHA.
LOVELOVELOVE,
MELT.

that day at orchard

2007-04-07T07:14:00.000-07:00

Hey Lynette! You do not suck! And I thought you said you had confidence.

Haha, and you're so fast onto that poetry slam already. I must say you really love lit (:

So this is Mel Tan, acting the faithful husband, with me, while we wait for Lynette and Mel Goh (our wives) to finish their shopping. Haha, I remember this place where Lynette was pissed at the saleslady. Now Lynette, you who loves lit, haha, what can you infer and depict from the photograph above?

Loneliness, or camera shyness?

And I had fun that day. Haha, remember our pact at Burger King. And I love my earrings!

Love, Wen Fei

poetry slam

2007-04-05T23:33:00.000-07:00

hello i wrote the Singapore thing for lit today, in a fit of poetic madness. I don't know how long it is; i haven't timed. Plus we have to add details and blah. If it's too short i can write somemore. And i need to edit it, too. yawp okay. i may be online quite late today, so i can send it to you if you see me (: ahhh i hope it's not horrible.
the poem's not funny, though. i suck, sorry. I can't carry off humerous

love lynnie

ps i shall make this post a gay shade of purple.

as a footnote

2007-04-05T04:11:00.000-07:00

This is called the lynette way of doing things. no wonder all the teachers kind of get pissed off with me :/ haha I didn't exactly see the instructions. and besides, meltan never told me beforehand! she's supposed to know i'm an idiot. Failing which, she is an idiot too.

it is red! not blue, i tell you. let's hope miss kavita believes me too.

THE TWO MELS ARE TOGETHER.

2007-04-05T03:55:00.000-07:00

HELLO MY FRIENDS.
haha.
MEL'T& MEL'GOH ARE TOGETHER AT MEL'GOH'S HOUSE.
we left feifei in the MRT all the way to yewtee(?). hehee

MEL'T:
WAH, MEL'S HOUSE SO COOL.
she has so many little kids in her house!
so cute, bet desiree would love it.

melGOH
WARNING:the boy is so not CUTE
he's a BAMBOO. do you still want him?

MEL'T:
HAIYO. not that bad la. hah.
HE'S JUST EIGHT LA MEL.
somemore from St Andrews'.

melGOH:
I dont like St Andrews.

MEL'T:
NEHNEHNEH.

(the SA guy rejects a lotus that melGoh has bitten into.
he replys: EWWWW. haha. SO CUTE.
plus all the little kids are fighting to see
who gets to play neopets.)

sister scolds melGOH pig.

melGOH:
OMG melt's like reporting everything that happening here.
RANDOM: the situation here reminds me of BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE
OH NO. we are pigging out again. FAT MELS.

melgoh acting as a barbie girl.SO SEXY

melt's being retarded. PLAYING NEOPETS.so lame.

TO BE CONTINUED.

i love living

2007-04-05T03:29:00.000-07:00

this is lynnie (:

and thanks everyone for the great time today.

(btw meltan i owe you 2.90 for the matching earrings we got!

and one buck for something; i don't know what

and melgoh too, hmm)

mel and i were trying to kiss in burger king.
well, not really. we were trying to look as if we were kissing! awful kinky.

all the brit chaps around us were staring :D

mel refused to open her eyes, haha! she said she didn't dare look me in the face.

attempt number two.

mel looks like she's being raped here.
yah okay so we gave up.
see her petrified, grappling hands!

wahlao look at melgoh's freaking big eyes.

i said big but not that big!

haha maybe mine are just small ):

wtf wanted to go outside so we could see in.
all i saw was pink condoms (if my eyesight didn't befall me), not terribly interesting.
ahh but we are much kinkier than pink condoms anyway.

nice photo

they're not looking at anything.
mel thinks she's silently contemplating.

wenfei photos, they are pretty blur but nice.

our rubbish.

today we made a pact, to stay together always. We're going to grow up together, keep this blog together. We're gonna keep in contact (yes, <---> this close!) and we're going to do retarded things forever. As in what else are we good for. and we're going to tell each other everything! our firsts, our love life, our troubles etc. oh and we're going to get married! they predicted that mel goh would be a tai tai and have some rich cute husband, meltan will get some really sweet guai nice guy, i will get married first and have a divorce (why why why), and wenfei will have derek! it's hard to say why we love each other so much, how much complicity and love we share. maybe it's just nice to have some sunshines to protect you from the rain.

lynnie! :]

2007-04-04T06:39:00.000-07:00

our drawing from history class!

we are damn good artists. no and wenfei is not the cutest okay!

i don't care that her dress is so damn lowcut ):

scandalous!
it's not meant to be so horny lah.
it started with mel deciding to draw herself in proportion
(in truth she's a head taller than the rest).
so fei decided not to blanco the elongated arms and simply draw
in that, uh, specific position.

by the way note for myself before i forget:
10/11 and 11/10
mel's hair is blue.

can you see the hearts below our names?
look carefully.
they speak the ultimate truth!

enough said.

Love<3

2007-04-04T05:35:00.001-07:00

SEXY FOURSOME

Chinese was so fun today! All the silly singing and dramatic reading. I'm starting to love squidward.YAY

Oh and here's something for you.

Love, melGOH( the-oh-so-wonderful-food-supplier)

HAHA

2007-04-03T06:36:00.000-07:00

Gosh some sherman guy added me on msn, asked me out. I asked wenfei and mel (and julian and brandon) to help. they're crazy lah!

Wen Fei says:
you wanna die is it
Wen Fei says:
harrass my gal!
tHeSe aRe:(my sAdDesT tiMes Of My LiFe:'( says:
sorri..sorri
!MEL &goodness gracious, great balls of fire! says:
we bash you arh
MEL &goodness gracious, great balls of fire! says:
call me gang mans.
tHeSe aRe:(my sAdDesT tiMes Of My LiFe:'( says:
i nt harassing lunnie
Wen Fei says:
then stop asking her out
the world's wife says:
lunnie??!
Wen Fei says:
SHE'S TAKEN.
tHeSe aRe:(my sAdDesT tiMes Of My LiFe:'( says:
okok.. i wont..sorri..sorri..
!MEL &goodness gracious, great balls of fire! says:
MY LAO DA IS NOT SCARED OF GOING TO JAIL.
!MEL &goodness gracious, great balls of fire! says:
HARRASS HER AGAIN YOU DIE.
Wen Fei says:
yeah we part of that chinese secret society
and we do that HANDSIGN okay
!MEL &goodness gracious, great balls of fire! says:
WE WILL CHOP OFF YOUR HAND!
GARHHH
Wen Fei says:
HANG PIG'S HEAD AT YOUR DOOR!

and

!MEL &goodness gracious, great balls of fire! says:
he is like a HIMBO.

or

Wen Fei says:
yeah I'm not wearing clothing cos I tattooed a shirt on myself

THEY GOT SO VIOLENT LAH! I was afraid he would cry. Like his display name implied.

later:

tHeSe aRe:(my sAdDesT tiMes Of My LiFe:'( says:
your friends veri scary ..:(.. bye lynnie

haha and all through this, all i did was laugh at my keyboard like some idiot! he blocked me anyway. Gawd what an eventful evening.

Himbos

2007-04-03T06:13:00.000-07:00

Takes a deep breathe*

Today was the come-on-
everyone-lets-feel-airy-underneath-our-skirts
Day. Haha.
Which I think and know was deeply influenced by Lynnie.
It kinda pissed Mrs Lee off. Haha.

During history class, the four of us were so engrossed in drawing mini-sized us.
But still managed to listen attentively in class!
And Ms Kavita didn’t sense anything.
The Great Depression part is still somewhat etched in my head
This shows that girls really can multi-task.

And I think a plug came loose in my scanner cause,
However hard I press the button it just refuses to light up.
Thus, you can’t see the pretty drawing we drew with our magnificent zig markers.
Aww don’t be sad, I’m sympathizing with you.

The Himbo was really himbo.
Didn’t expect our acting skills to be that good!
Completely sucked his soul dry and freaked him out.
He was somewhat begging for mercy!
(from 14 year-old girls!)

haha.
I’m trying to blog like fei&lyn. Thank god melg doesn’t blog!
Whoo. I still love my girlfriend zeezee.
FIFTH april shall come soon!

I love 2 courage!
I love fan four!
Whoo.
Lovelovelove,
MEL’T.

P.S: OBEY OUR ORDERS IF NOT WE WILL HANG A PIG’S HEAD AT YOUR DOOR AND ALSO ASK OUR GANG TO HAMTAM YOU! (WEARS SLEEVELESS SHIRT TO SHOW OFF DRAGON TATOOS.)
...

:/

:x

:)

:D

wenfei!

2007-04-03T03:44:00.000-07:00

I just saw your post! I love you i love you i love you!
nah you don't have to love a person less for another person. cos the heart is a wide thing that accomodates so many people and things (:
ahh stupid cbox is not working, so im hoping you see this because you are such a SWEETIE.
gosh do i love you.
-lynette.

you've been a naughty girl!

2007-04-03T03:05:00.000-07:00

I am lynette (:

Anyway, if you didn't already know, the cut-off part of the previous photo where meltan's sweetheart is meant to be, says "heart engchuan". She'll find out later. And Wenfei's let's make love is from john legend. History today we drew yet another one (more colourful and improved! the bottom reads, "ps. max, we are sexy"). Obviously we have nothing better to do.

I am awful scared about the uniform thing! And besides, my pe skirt seems to have grown shorter since the last time I checked! Esther Lam called me obscene, lying sprawled on the courtyard in the morning. Then they had that check, and teo was so idiotically nonchalant, but I thank him for that. And wenfei was warned for that skirt that wasn't even her's; silly girl thought it was a uniform day. Haha then i pulled my skirt the longest I could, did my hair neatly, pulled up my socks and put on that face (I tell you it's an emblem of perfection- calm and slightly condescending; you glance towards the prefects as if you don't really mind their presence, but are slightly annoyed at the indignity of a prefects tunnel), but still I was stopped!

My freaking butterfly clip was brown.

So I went around the whole day feeling sad without the usual puff on my head (which, by the way, is meant to make me feel taller and thus smarter). But nevertheless, darling mel will buy me a black butterfly, thank heaven. Anyway the day was okay. We played captains ball in the foursome, with sarah the sweetie. I think the team is really good, with the exception of me. Simply too hot.

PS i didn't fall off the chair in debate today! I must be making improvement.

bring them on

2007-04-02T06:47:00.000-07:00

And on 5th April, we shall
Go forth to Lynette's extreme makeover
Bring on the sexaye boyfriends
Meltan's gay
Feifei's Derek, maybe
Lynette's Brandon/Julian
Melgoh's surfer boy

Onward ~~Singapore~~ Foursome
Onward!
And we shall march in Orchard road
In our blue uniforms
Rings of moisture under our arms
But We Just Don't Care

Let's make love...

Love, Feifei

kiss me baby

2007-04-02T06:14:00.000-07:00

ignore the title. I am really happy with this blog! after much deliberation, fei fei and i decided on the FOURSOME, because you know it turns you on. Anyway here's to our rendezvous in the morningtime, singing loud during flagraising, feifei tying my hair netball style, us drawing stupid pictures, picnics in the middle of nowhere, starburst in class, and etcetera. long live us, man (: and love, lynnie. ps mel we will bring you out soon to EAT! muah.